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decitarian 

Someone who eats meat once in every 10 meals or less, on average.
Like some bacon on that? No thanks, I'm experimenting with decitarianism.
decitarian by Cow facts March 2, 2016

DickTarping 

The art of covering a rule breakers automobile in large erect or flaccid penises. DickTarping is a community response to an individual failing to adhere to the simple rule of covering or removing your auto from the burn. It typically consist of one or more drunken burners with paint markers and a well placed sense of participation/immediacy and civic responsibility. Dicktarpers should be rejoiced and admired for there tireless and unsung efforts to keep the community ugly auto free.
"Why are there dicks all over my car" - Unruly participant
"Because you're a dick" - Smiling drunken Dicktarper
"Oh" - Sad participant
"Dicktarping for life" - laughing content drunken Dicktarper
DickTarping by Askewd Jackassery January 6, 2012

digitarian

Someone who does not purchase consumer content on physical media. Instead of books, CDs, DVDs, BluRay Discs, they prefer purchasing the content from direct digital downloads.
'My digitarian friend only buys CDs in MP3 format'
digitarian by Bed42 September 4, 2012

dicktardation 

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.
How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

Dietarian 

Rarely used term that identifies an individual who adheres a specific/particular diet pattern.

Not to be confused with a dieter which is the same thing as a slimmer ; someone who is currently dieting in attempts to slim down/get leaner.
Every gluten-free dietarian I’ve met is just doing it to follow trends.

Who’s more annoying & obnoxious; keto dietarians or vegan dietarians?
Dietarian by IbreathAir February 17, 2021

Dickatarian 

A hot vegetarian who rejects the consumption of all meats, except the penis. She likes that very much. It is her guilty pleasure.
Example 1: Dude, I thought this chick would be a prude because she ordered a salad, wore Toms, and had a hemp bag, but she turned out to be quite the Dickatarian.

Example 2: Brooke's boyfriend suggested that new diet, Dickatarian.
Dickatarian by Hot&Ready July 3, 2012