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decitarian 

Someone who eats meat once in every 10 meals or less, on average.
Like some bacon on that? No thanks, I'm experimenting with decitarianism.
decitarian by Cow facts March 2, 2016

DickTarping 

The art of covering a rule breakers automobile in large erect or flaccid penises. DickTarping is a community response to an individual failing to adhere to the simple rule of covering or removing your auto from the burn. It typically consist of one or more drunken burners with paint markers and a well placed sense of participation/immediacy and civic responsibility. Dicktarpers should be rejoiced and admired for there tireless and unsung efforts to keep the community ugly auto free.
"Why are there dicks all over my car" - Unruly participant
"Because you're a dick" - Smiling drunken Dicktarper
"Oh" - Sad participant
"Dicktarping for life" - laughing content drunken Dicktarper
DickTarping by Askewd Jackassery January 6, 2012

digitarian

Someone who does not purchase consumer content on physical media. Instead of books, CDs, DVDs, BluRay Discs, they prefer purchasing the content from direct digital downloads.
'My digitarian friend only buys CDs in MP3 format'
digitarian by Bed42 September 4, 2012

dicktardation 

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.
How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

Dietarian 

Rarely used term that identifies an individual who adheres a specific/particular diet pattern.

Not to be confused with a dieter which is the same thing as a slimmer ; someone who is currently dieting in attempts to slim down/get leaner.
Every gluten-free dietarian I’ve met is just doing it to follow trends.

Who’s more annoying & obnoxious; keto dietarians or vegan dietarians?
Dietarian by IbreathAir February 17, 2021

Dickatarian 

A hot vegetarian who rejects the consumption of all meats, except the penis. She likes that very much. It is her guilty pleasure.
Example 1: Dude, I thought this chick would be a prude because she ordered a salad, wore Toms, and had a hemp bag, but she turned out to be quite the Dickatarian.

Example 2: Brooke's boyfriend suggested that new diet, Dickatarian.
Dickatarian by Hot&Ready July 3, 2012
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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