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dicksmakio 

when a large phallused man uses his peen to smack the shit out of somone.
Then tod dicksmakioed the fuck out of me.
dicksmakio by shakespeare.understudy December 24, 2022
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Dicksmakio 

When a large phallused man uses his peen to smack the shit out of somone.
Then, Tod dicksmakioed the fuck outta me.
Dicksmakio by shakespeare.understudy December 24, 2022

dickshaking 

Doing nothing productive; hanging around; wasting time.
Friend 1: Hey bro! How was history class today?
Friend 2: Nah! Don't even ask... Our teacher had to attend a spontaneous meeting so we spent the whole time shaking our dicks.
Friend 1: C'mon, there's nothing wrong with a little dickshaking!
dickshaking by ecrear November 28, 2010

dicksation 

a conversation usually between multiple and only men about how big their dicks are. Usually almost everyone's answers is considerably exaggerated or just completely made up
Dude, John says his dick is almost 10 inches

How do you know? Did you have a dicksation?
dicksation by fofo92 June 21, 2009

dicksmackdouche 

An expletive used to express extreme disgust.

Can be used interchangeably with goddamnmotherfucker
adj: I have a dicksmackdouche of a headache again
noun: He's a fuckin dicksmackdouch
dicksmackdouche by Pinguy2009 August 5, 2009

dicksational

The ability to process your dick in a loving sweet way.
The end of the night ended with this woman making me dicksational.
dicksational by Tone tone bolo November 28, 2020

Dickstationarypuh

Fuck and shit combined
don't dickstationarypuh it up
"dickstationarypuh,I dropped my pen"
Dickstationarypuh by Adzisk11 June 10, 2026
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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