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Dicks in the butt 

A semi-undercover attempt to still say that someone is acting, has just said something or is "gay", "gay as hell" or "gay as fuck" without saying gay.

**Best if used when in a situation where it may not necessarily be the most 'acceptable' to say that someone is acting or has just said something 'gay as hell' or 'gay as fuck'.
Dude, WTF?! Did you just see that shit?

Hahahaha...ya fool...that was Dicks in the butt
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Dicks in the butt 

Phrase: A curse, similar in meaning to God Damn.
You're just driving down the highway, all composed.
Then next thing you know you're forced to slam on your brakes because the fuck head in front of you is doing 65 and you're doing 120... What do you yell? "DICKS IN THE BUTT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE GET OUT OF MY WAY... PICK IT UP!!"
Dicks in the butt by jetman~ November 19, 2011

Dick in the Butt Syndrome 

Otherwise known as DBS. When you have obsessive and compulsive thoughts about having a dick in your butt. This disease takes control of your life and brain, as it is literally the only thing you can ever think of.
Why are you sitting like that?
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.

dick in the butt 

Shelly told me wanted a fat dick in the butt.

dick in the butt as nigga 

Some one who's bullshitting. Also may talk shit all the time and possibly be gay.
Aj is a dick in the butt as nigga, always got some shit to say, he's gotta be gay.

dick brain in the butt hole 

slap your girl dick in the butter dish 

To unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were "passing."
Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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