dickplegm

Someone so stupid, they are classed as dickphlegm, because people will be hard pressed to find something more stupid than that, and is just used as a rude term.

I hate Ben, he's dickphlegm.

by Nimbus April 25, 2005

Dickaplegic

(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.

2. Dude with a broken dick.

3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.

Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"

Cooper "Hahahahaha"

Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"

Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"







Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"

Dick "my bad"

by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009

Dickplomacy

The art of communicating by repeatedly offering to show your genitals

<biggp> grub i hear u wana see my wang? a/s/l?
<Lord_Nettles> grub don't wanna see your wang
<biggp> but I'm a master of Dickplomacy

by AlmightyGrub February 7, 2010

dickpletz

When your package is wet and you dip your balls and cock in sugar so the whole things covered then have some sexy time with the bitch from the well.

Man, last night was fucking insane! I gave that bitch a dickpletz and cut dat pussy up.

by Pandy Goimalowe January 11, 2009

dickpleaser

A dickpleaser is a woman who pleases dick well, she does anything in her power to make her partner have a good time.

The woman will do anything to make her man have a good time, men can be dickpleasers as well if their gay, bisexual ETC.

by FlyGirlCi February 10, 2009

dickpleted

When you’re exhausted from taking dick. Depleted by dick. When you’ve been exhausted by dick-related activities.

“Damn, I’m dickpleted after hooking up last night, I couldn’t cum more if I tried.”

by CronDuCake March 5, 2023

Dickflem

1.To cum
2.Ejaculating Semen
3Letting off your load

Right After we fucked he got me in the face with dickflem

by -Rain Man- December 23, 2010