dickpenis

1. One of the most offensive insults known to man. Should only be reserved for the worst of the worst.
2. A combination of a dick and a penis.

1. You stole my light-up Lightning McQueen sneakers, you are such a freaking dickpenis!
2. Dude, you should have seen that guy my wife had sex with last night. He didn't have a normal penis, he had a dickpenis. I wouldn't suck on it but my wife totally loved it.