dickpenis 

1. One of the most offensive insults known to man. Should only be reserved for the worst of the worst.
2. A combination of a dick and a penis.

1. You stole my light-up Lightning McQueen sneakers, you are such a freaking dickpenis!
2. Dude, you should have seen that guy my wife had sex with last night. He didn't have a normal penis, he had a dickpenis. I wouldn't suck on it but my wife totally loved it.

dickpenis by Big Booty Blaster 5000 May 19, 2019

dickpenis 

being a dick with a penis

ooooh what a dickpenis!

dickpenis by creatorofdickpenis September 22, 2021

dickenshloush 

The partaking in chopping ones dick off and putting in into a blender while attempting to play twister

Dude I totally dickenshloushed with jacob garrett and jason last night it was weird

dickenshloush by Dickenshloush October 24, 2015

Sneaky Dickens 

A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.

"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."

"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."

Sneaky Dickens by Jagmeat March 11, 2021

charles dickends

This describes one who likes to give blow jobs.

Look who walked into the bar, its Charles Dickends!

charles dickends by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER

Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.

Dickmeister by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

Dickens

The term originated from Shakespeare's play "The Merry Wives of Windsor," in the 16th century. It is a term used in polite society to mean the Devil! (It has nothing to do with Charles Dickens.) The word appeared in a sentence (although sounding odd in modern day language) "I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my husband had him of."

My mom used to say, with humor, that someone was "full of the dickens!"

Now after researching it, I understand what she meant!

He's full of the dickens!

Dickens by WordsWordsWords! June 17, 2018