Dickhance

When you want to enhance something with dicks. Example: You are watching a movie/tv show but there are no dicks in it. You would want to "dickhance" that. Usually said over and over again out of frustration when movies/tv shows choose to show female anatomy over male anatomy.

See "enhance" used in Bladerunner for a better understanding.

dickhance..... DICKHANCE... DICKHANCE!!!!!! Why arn't there ever any dicks in movies or TV.. ARGHHHHHH!!!!!

Dickhance by Sleepallday August 24, 2017

Dickhater 

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.

"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"

Dickhater by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018

dickincentive 

A thing or person that motivates or encourages one to be a dick.

Weber: I can't play video games when Mike is around because you guys are such assholes to me when he's here.

Me: Well since Mike won't be living with us anymore he'll no longer be a dickincentive.

Weber: Oh yea, now I feel safe to play.

dickincentive by The Object January 24, 2013

dickfaced asshole

Someone who is such a prick that neither the word dickhead or asshole applies.

You slept with my girlfriend you dickfaced asshole?

dickfaced asshole by Mr Faz October 17, 2008

dickface 

Belfast insult, cleverly combines the two words dick and face to insinuate that someone has a penis on their face.

what you lookin at dickface?

dickface by Frank Curran March 2, 2005

dickface 

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.

Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!

dickface by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020

dickface faggot 

A boss who wants you to work late or work on the weekend, who may or may not have homosexual tendencies.

My dickface faggot boss wants me to work this Saturday.

dickface faggot by Ricks127 July 15, 2019