dickmorphia 

A man with a small penis who is delusional and thinks he actually has a large penis.

That guy I banged last night had a bad case of dickmorphia.

dickmorphia by BroyLaurenwood March 13, 2017

dicksmorphia 

A man's distorted perception of his penis, thinking that it is bigger or smaller than it actually is. Similar to dysmorphia or body dysmorphia disorder but focused on the penis rather than the entire body.

Sally thought her ex-boyfriend had dicksmorphia; he always thought his penis was smaller than it actually was.

dicksmorphia by bonjourshelley December 19, 2013

status dismorphia 

a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.

'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'

'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'

status dismorphia by nink February 7, 2008

Dickmorphing

When you suddenly break your dick in half while climaxing, so you can reach her special place and have an even better orgasm

„Dude, Jessica and I tried dickmorphing the other day“

„For real? What did it feel like?“

„Hurt like hell, but it was totally worth it. Never came more intense!“

Dickmorphing by I_love_Donuts November 12, 2021

Dicksmorphia 

When a male thinks his penis is bigger than it actually is.

“Girl, he told me I wouldn’t be able to handle his wood! Dude had some serious dicksmorphia! I didn’t even feel a thing!”

Dicksmorphia by Bewje October 8, 2025

Dishmorphia

When you roommate, spouse, partner, or significant other believes they do the dishes more often than they actually do.

I know that you believe you did dishes every night last night, however you have dishmorphia because I did them.

Dishmorphia by Igotwords December 11, 2021