Dishmorphia

When you roommate, spouse, partner, or significant other believes they do the dishes more often than they actually do.

I know that you believe you did dishes every night last night, however you have dishmorphia because I did them.

Dishmorphia by Igotwords December 11, 2021

dysmorphia

to view oneself negatively over perceived defects in ones appearance that are not there or to exaggerate a small imperfection out of proportion effecting how you view yourself and how you think others view you.

her dysmorphia meant when she looked in the mirror she did not see herself as she was all she saw was fat.

dysmorphia by wellitsobvious April 10, 2015

art dysmorphia

when u make focus on creating an art piece for so long that u can’t even tell what looks good and what looks bad anymore

“WHY CANT I DRAW THE EYES PERFECTLY EVEN???”

“what do u mean? the eyes look fine. Take a break, you’re having hardcore art dysmorphia”

art dysmorphia by bahka78 October 12, 2021

academic dysmorphia 

a disorder found mainly in freshmen.

Symptoms include: thinking lowly of a 3.8 GPA, have little or no social life, living at the library, and being addicted to barnes and noble.

That girl just cried tears of sorrow when she found out her rank was 16/832... she's definitely an academic dysmorphiac!

academic dysmorphia by dysmorphiac4life July 8, 2009

cultural dysmorphia

an emotional/mental condition wherein an individual is so malaligned with the culture lived in that it brings on anxiety, stress and an inability to adapt to the culture they are immersed in.

a californian trying to live in the deep south or vice versa could become victims of cultural dysmorphia because their cultures are diametrically opposed.

cultural dysmorphia by CamiRae Walter April 14, 2013

reversal body dismorphic disorder

This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or 1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a minger, swap donkey, bush pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the 18 Big Macs and 10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder

"Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"

"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"

reversal body dismorphic disorder by Jon Dawson March 29, 2007

Blonde-dysmorphia

When you have blonde hair but still think you are a brunette. Forever thinking you are not blonde enough.

I just had my highlights done but my

blonde-dysmorphia thinks I'm still dark.

Blonde-dysmorphia by Rhenium after dark March 31, 2023