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dicksmorphia

A man's distorted perception of his penis, thinking that it is bigger or smaller than it actually is. Similar to dysmorphia or body dysmorphia disorder but focused on the penis rather than the entire body.
Sally thought her ex-boyfriend had dicksmorphia; he always thought his penis was smaller than it actually was.
by bonjourshelley December 19, 2013
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Dicksmorphia

When a male thinks his penis is bigger than it actually is.
“Girl, he told me I wouldn’t be able to handle his wood! Dude had some serious dicksmorphia! I didn’t even feel a thing!”
by Bewje October 8, 2025
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dickmorphia

A man with a small penis who is delusional and thinks he actually has a large penis.
That guy I banged last night had a bad case of dickmorphia.
by BroyLaurenwood March 13, 2017
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status dismorphia

a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.
'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'

'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'
by nink February 7, 2008
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Dickmorphing

When you suddenly break your dick in half while climaxing, so you can reach her special place and have an even better orgasm
„Dude, Jessica and I tried dickmorphing the other day

For real? What did it feel like?“

„Hurt like hell, but it was totally worth it. Never came more intense!“
by I_love_Donuts November 12, 2021
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