Dickicide 

Killing oneself due to lack of dick

"She doesn't get any dick at night so she takes her anger out out on me"
"Sge's dickpressed"
"She goes overboard. I swear she gone commit dickicide"

Dickicide by Ace.of.Ansbach August 30, 2016

Dickicide 

The act of intellectually and possibly psychically crushing a person who is so deeply, tragically incorrect about something that it can only be likened to atomizing the guy's dick with your own (larger and certainly superior) penis.

Dude 1: Hey Dude 2! Why don't you drop everything and read this new Twilight book instead of socializing with the guys and otherwise doing awesome things?

Dude 2: You must not have heard what you just said to me right now, because if you had you'd know that you just stuffed your own dick in a blender and asked me to punch the "Ice Crush" button with my johnson. You just committed dickicide, brosef.

Dickicide by Nasty Lodi October 26, 2012

Dickicide 

the process of dismembering ones member to the point of completely torn from shaft to testicles, lgbt worthy, or unjizzable

I'm this fucking close to committing Dickicide by slamming my cock in a car door

Dickicide by Professional cunt October 24, 2022

Putin dickrider 

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!

Putin dickrider by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016

Dickrider 

a person who is constantly chasing after another person who only cares about themselves, and is there for clout, even when they’re irrelevant and worthless. Then dickriding makes them look desperate and ruins their reputation bc they are a follower

“Look Mary’s being a dickrider again” “Jessica laughs at whatever he says when it’s not funny, she’s such a dickrider”

Dickrider by Chrysanthemum January 12, 2019

dickitude 

bein a dick ......by choice

mr.petkash had a dickitude moment today

dickitude by Petkash February 28, 2009

diggicide 

When you completely fuck yourself or your organization for monetary gain.

"Digg committed DIGGICIDE".

diggicide by some guy who use to use digg August 30, 2010