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Dickicide

Killing oneself due to lack of dick
"She doesn't get any dick at night so she takes her anger out out on me"
"Sge's dickpressed"
"She goes overboard. I swear she gone commit dickicide"
by Ace.of.Ansbach August 30, 2016
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Dickicide

The act of intellectually and possibly psychically crushing a person who is so deeply, tragically incorrect about something that it can only be likened to atomizing the guy's dick with your own (larger and certainly superior) penis.
Dude 1: Hey Dude 2! Why don't you drop everything and read this new Twilight book instead of socializing with the guys and otherwise doing awesome things?

Dude 2: You must not have heard what you just said to me right now, because if you had you'd know that you just stuffed your own dick in a blender and asked me to punch the "Ice Crush" button with my johnson. You just committed dickicide, brosef.
by Nasty Lodi October 26, 2012
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Dickicide

the process of dismembering ones member to the point of completely torn from shaft to testicles, lgbt worthy, or unjizzable
I'm this fucking close to committing Dickicide by slamming my cock in a car door
by Professional cunt October 24, 2022
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Putin dickrider

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!
by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016
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Dickrider

a person who is constantly chasing after another person who only cares about themselves, and is there for clout, even when they’re irrelevant and worthless. Then dickriding makes them look desperate and ruins their reputation bc they are a follower
“Look Mary’s being a dickrider again” “Jessica laughs at whatever he says when it’s not funny, she’s such a dickrider”
by Chrysanthemum January 12, 2019
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dickitude

bein a dick ......by choice
mr.petkash had a dickitude moment today
by Petkash February 28, 2009
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diggicide

When you completely fuck yourself or your organization for monetary gain.
"Digg committed DIGGICIDE".
by some guy who use to use digg August 30, 2010
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