5 definitions by Mike The LCB
Tom: "Do you know that girl?"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
by Mike The LCB November 30, 2011
by Mike The LCB May 26, 2011
The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.
Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"
Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."
Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"
Mike: "Deal"
Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."
Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"
Mike: "Deal"
by Mike The LCB March 20, 2012
The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick
Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"
Mike: "Yeah, why?"
Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"
Mike: "Yeah, why?"
Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"
by Mike The LCB April 5, 2011
That girl is such a JMF, coming into our house and constantly complaining that our place isn't how she wants it.
by Mike The LCB May 26, 2011