dickbastard
dickbastard by Lancelot56 January 20, 2010
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its a lithuanian definison for bestfriend
you are my dickbastard
dickbastard by yo local pedo November 16, 2022
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little dick bastard
Any man who drives around all day on a Harley or in a sueped up truck that is lifted enough to look like a monster truck. Often times they will sit in a driveway and rev there engines at 2:00am when everyone else is trying to sleep. One thing that is very important is the vehicle needs to be obnoxiously loud. Doing these super masculine things makes up for there small dick.
Extreme cases include things such as testicles hanging on a trucks trailer hitch or handle bars on a motorcycle that reach 3 feet in the air (making it extremely hard to drive, yet extremely masculine). These extreme cases fall in the subcategory of baby dick bastards (or BDB for short). A BDB's dick is extremely small, much like a baby carrot.
Extreme cases include things such as testicles hanging on a trucks trailer hitch or handle bars on a motorcycle that reach 3 feet in the air (making it extremely hard to drive, yet extremely masculine). These extreme cases fall in the subcategory of baby dick bastards (or BDB for short). A BDB's dick is extremely small, much like a baby carrot.
Jim was woken up at 3am by a little dick bastard reving his motorcycle up in the middle of the night.
little dick bastard by beeframen101 October 16, 2008
dick bastard
A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.
"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."
"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
dick bastard by Pork King May 1, 2003
dickmustard
n. 1. substance exuded from an unclean, uncircumcized
penis.
2. epithet applicable to internet chat room personages
demonstrating obnoxious behavior and weak intellect.
penis.
2. epithet applicable to internet chat room personages
demonstrating obnoxious behavior and weak intellect.
dickmustard by Dromedaryhump1 November 26, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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