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Slang for testicles cause "balls" and "nuts" are so '90s.
Honey, my hands are full and I've got a terrible itch, be a dear and scratch my dick-tits for me?
Dick-Tits by Zackok July 10, 2016
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A pair of breasts which have an immense amount of veins which are quite visible, resembling a penis.
Look at grace wow how gross she has dick tits! but be nice to her shell give you a handjob!
dick-tits by the nipple prince September 8, 2005
elongated phallic shaped nipples that sway to and fro!
Just as I took her shirt off, OH MY GOD... SHE'S GOT DICK-TITS! {Abrupt projectile vomit}
Dick-Tits by jib9119 August 20, 2013
When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.
Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits
dick tits by mc1yoko November 15, 2019
Nipples that extend out real long and grotesquely.
dem dick tits barely fit in her bra, yo. they ass long as my slong!! Oh My God!
Dick Tits by tien duong August 15, 2006
Tits that have nipples that are unnaturally long, resembling small dicks
Aww shit that asian girl had major dick tits
Blech!
Dick Tits by LaxBrolololol December 15, 2008
Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.

When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.
Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?

Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!
Dick tits by BreadMan Cometh January 14, 2020
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