dick-on-a-stick
a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.
dick-on-a-stick by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009
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dick on a stick
After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!
dick on a stick by mysticalkey August 15, 2006
dick on a stick
dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.
Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.
I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???
DICK ON A STICK.
I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???
dick on a stick by da doctar October 18, 2008
Dick on a stick
A really uptight guy, a jerk. I always imagine a guy in a suit with a stick up his back, making him seem stiff and serious.
Dick on a stick by Melissa Grayson January 18, 2008
Dick On a Stick
The term for a pornstar or only fans content creator who doesn't show their face but only their body.
Dick On a Stick by JFresh923 June 4, 2020
Dick on a Stick
Yo man did you see (input name) video last night. Yea man that dick on a stick really rammed her in.
Dick on a Stick by JFresh923 June 4, 2020
dick on a stick
A scrawny guy with a gigantic penis
Used in the porn industry by female pornstars to describe scrawny male pornstars with gigantic dicks that primarily star in milf porn
Used in the porn industry by female pornstars to describe scrawny male pornstars with gigantic dicks that primarily star in milf porn
Joe Ligma is a weakling who can't bench more than 40 pounds but has a cock bigger than his arm that dangles below his knees; he's a dick on a stick
dick on a stick by da gooose November 25, 2022
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