Skip to main content
1) A woman that sleeps around. A lot. A dick-dock because she lets all penises land in her port. And by port, we mean vagina. Somewhat similar to a delivery truck entrance to a store, in that there is constant loading and unloading in the dock. She's hot, but if you sleep with her you'll just be another notch in the post. And probably get a disease.

2) A word that rhymes with tick-tock. Used as a triple-tonguing exercise for wind instrumentalists. Said as "dick-a-dock"
1) Dude 1: Man, that girl is such a dick-dock.
Dude 2: Dude, I know.
Dude 1: She's still hot. I'd tap that.
Dude 2: You're forgetting that she's a dick-dock. You'll catch
something from her.

2) No, say "dick-a-dock." Tri-ple-et, dick-a-dock. It's easy.
dick-dock by JohnnyCD December 15, 2011

Dick dock 

The act of one man inserting his penis head into another mans foreskin.
hey, look at them two fags over there dick docking.
Dick dock by getpwned27 March 18, 2011

Dick Dock 

A handlebar moustache, resembling a dock for placing the male genetalia in or around the mouth, most often seen on homosexual Mennonite firefighters.
He really needs to shave off his Dick Dock.

He loves it when you slam your cock on his Dick Dock.
Dick Dock by VPáJV May 19, 2010

Dick Dock 

An activity where gay men stand on a dock with their dicks out and wait for stangers to come and suck them off.
Hey want to head down to the Dick Dock and see if there is anyone there?
Dick Dock by Ihaveaheadache211 June 23, 2009

Dick Dock 

"I can't talk right now."

"Why not?"

"Because'm all up in this dick dock."
Dick Dock by siguario January 13, 2009

dick dock 

1. When a circumcised penis and an uncircumcised penis share the same turtleneck.

2. Horseplay, wasting time,