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When two men pull back their foreskin with their dicks touching. One man starts by pulling his foreskin over his dick and stretches it over the head of the other mans cock. The other man then does the same. They have now dick-docked.
Let’s join together and dick-dock.
Dick-Dock by Hello Yeah Yeah January 2, 2018
Words you can keep
1) A woman that sleeps around. A lot. A dick-dock because she lets all penises land in her port. And by port, we mean vagina. Somewhat similar to a delivery truck entrance to a store, in that there is constant loading and unloading in the dock. She's hot, but if you sleep with her you'll just be another notch in the post. And probably get a disease.

2) A word that rhymes with tick-tock. Used as a triple-tonguing exercise for wind instrumentalists. Said as "dick-a-dock"
1) Dude 1: Man, that girl is such a dick-dock.
Dude 2: Dude, I know.
Dude 1: She's still hot. I'd tap that.
Dude 2: You're forgetting that she's a dick-dock. You'll catch
something from her.

2) No, say "dick-a-dock." Tri-ple-et, dick-a-dock. It's easy.
dick-dock by JohnnyCD December 15, 2011

Dick dock 

The act of one man inserting his penis head into another mans foreskin.
hey, look at them two fags over there dick docking.
Dick dock by getpwned27 March 18, 2011

Dick Dock 

A handlebar moustache, resembling a dock for placing the male genetalia in or around the mouth, most often seen on homosexual Mennonite firefighters.
He really needs to shave off his Dick Dock.

He loves it when you slam your cock on his Dick Dock.
Dick Dock by VPáJV May 19, 2010

Dick Dock 

An activity where gay men stand on a dock with their dicks out and wait for stangers to come and suck them off.
Hey want to head down to the Dick Dock and see if there is anyone there?
Dick Dock by Ihaveaheadache211 June 23, 2009

Dick Dock 

A place to park your dick
"I can't talk right now."

"Why not?"

"Because'm all up in this dick dock."
Dick Dock by siguario January 13, 2009

dick dock 

1. When a circumcised penis and an uncircumcised penis share the same turtleneck.

2. Horseplay, wasting time,
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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