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Dick Wipe 

The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dick wipe that little bitch.
Dick Wipe by Jebby, PresTeeJ May 21, 2008

dick wipe 

A sterilizing pad treated with human safe skin cleansing agents. Widely utilized by men on the go expecting an impromptu blow. Selfish men rarely use this male douche of sorts.
I met my lady friend after a hard day of work and she requested I swab a dick wipe before she proceeded to shove a cock down her throat.
dick wipe by Jeffreyaki May 3, 2003

dick wipe 

A brand of dispossible towels designed to be used to wipe your penis after a messy ejaculation when your lover is not allowing to suck excess semen from your face, and no blinds/bedclothes/curtians are at hand to fill this roll. Constructed from 100% cotton for that nice soft delicate penis wiping experience, and comes in a large range of aromatic and pleasing-to-the-nose smells...
''Aww shit, It's everywhere, Man I wish id bought a DICK WIPE
dick wipe by James Foxhall May 13, 2005

dick wipe 

1.Same as an ass wipe but the male sex not the female
2.Very rude and a VERY big f'n asshole(someone who is on yur hit list)
girl: I f***in hate you, you G***amn dick wipe. Go to hell and burn you f***er!!!
guy: bitch...
dick wipe by SlowMo420 July 12, 2004

Dick Wipe 

To wipe your asshole after with a dick. Just like toliet paper except with a dick.
1) Frank used Jared as a dick wipe.

2) D-PLY
Dick Wipe by Manuelr11 May 12, 2015

dick wipe 

A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.
Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?
dick wipe by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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