Jeffreyaki's definitions

radioface

a face only an ear can love. If you ever encounter someone afflicted with a "radioface", you will most definitely become nauseated.

My mother sent me to a plastic surgeon to correct my "radioface".

by Jeffreyaki May 6, 2003

dick wipe

A sterilizing pad treated with human safe skin cleansing agents. Widely utilized by men on the go expecting an impromptu blow. Selfish men rarely use this male douche of sorts.

I met my lady friend after a hard day of work and she requested I swab a dick wipe before she proceeded to shove a cock down her throat.

by Jeffreyaki May 3, 2003