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dick wiggler 

A female who acts as if she wants to have sexual relations with you but really intends on never giving you anything of that nature. She just likes the attention and likes fucking with guys heads by using her flirtatious abilities.
-It's been 2 months that I've been texting christy everyday and I still can't get any play.

-Did she say she's dtf bro?

-She never gives me straight answers she just laughs and sends me kissy emojis

-Sounds like you got a real Dick wiggler on your hands.
dick wiggler by Carcini April 9, 2017
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Horse Dick Wigger

A white man with a humongous white cock. To be qualified as a horse dick wigger you would need to have a large white dong 7+ inches.
Hannah's in the bathroom hitting off with a horse dick wigger
Horse Dick Wigger by Cheese34 September 13, 2016

Dick Wiggles 

An old bald headed man, who looks like Gumby when wearing green. Is a vocal and strong supporter of Yankees. A loyal and encouraging person when he is not spending his free time trying to grow his hair back. Be aware of this person if you are near him when the sun is out, you may be blinded by the glare on top of his head.
Dick Wiggles is a yankee lover.
Dick Wiggles by mjr507 January 24, 2011

wigger dick 

another name for a white person acting black thinking they're the shit and that they're all hard. but they're not
WD-damn foo chil or i'll kick your ass fo shizzle ya herd.
white person-fuck off wigger dick.
wigger dick by BrittneyRaye July 10, 2007

wiggle dick 

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.
Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.
wiggle dick by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010

dickjiggler 

Bro 1: Jerry was wearing spangly shoes today.

Bro 2: I know, he must be a dickjiggler
dickjiggler by its-dox December 9, 2012

DickNiggler 

A dirty man, that pretends to be a player.
Man who thinks he knows all, but really knows nothing.
You little Dickniggler
DickNiggler by 6Kes9 February 9, 2008
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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