dick wall 

When a group of friends choose someone on their friends list and deface their wall with photos of penises, things that look like penises, and things generally penis-related, so that the only things present when someone visits is things involving penises.

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Aw man, I left Facebook for an hour and you guys totally gave me a dick wall. You're a bunch of jerks.

Holy crap! I got dick walled by Carey, Kym, Matt, Dave, and Jen while I was asleep! I guess I should make my profile friends-only now, in case this happens again. Don't want the boss to see it by accident.

dick wall by thescinema December 1, 2011

dick wall 

Condition that occurs when moving from a standing to a sitting position, and the zipper on the fly of the pants bends and bows outwardly, creating a bulge that resembles an erect penis. This condition is most severe when wearing corduroy pants.

These pants give me the worst dick wall!

dick wall by halee May 10, 2006

dick wall 

When a female or male interest has some many guys trying to get to her that it is nye impossible to even utter a word that will reach her ear.

Godamn bro I super liked her and sent her a DM but shits been on delivered and unread for weeks now. She got a dick wall in front of her.

dick wall by Mixiemac January 21, 2025

dick wall fire 

when a dildo is attached to a wall and has been lit on fire

don’t you know love it when dick wall fire

dick wall fire by bestie this is for you March 9, 2021

Dick and Wall Torture 

The process of one using a wall to torture their male genitalia to receive extensive pleasure and achieve euphoria

Wow Jerry, that dick and wall torture totally did the trick, I feel great!

Dick and Wall Torture by Ball’n’Wall July 13, 2020

Slapped your dick against the wall

when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.

Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..

Slapped your dick against the wall by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009

Dick hitting the wall

When your dick is so big it hits the girls wall. 4 inches left of hammer a you can’t push anymore in. I hope I’m not the only one blessed with a curse of a disgustingly huge dick

LAURa :Ugh please stop !!! I feel your FAT DICK HITTING THE WALL, you’re gonna ruin my insides !!!

Sean: well Its not even close to being in all the way you must have a shallow bucket.

Dick hitting the wall by Mrwidecock December 9, 2023