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dick tipsy by DeathbyLiving November 16, 2019
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Dick Tips
A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.
Dick Tips by LBS Bandit May 28, 2008
weezing bag of dick tips
eating ass with a spoon
weezing bag of dick tips by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016
suckin dick for tips
When a waiter or waitress at a restaurant is being overly generous because they obviously want a big 'ol tip from you.
1: We were eating at Cheddar's and I couldn't enjoy a bite of my sandwich without hearing "Need a refill?"
2: Yeah, he was totally suckin dick for tips.
2: Yeah, he was totally suckin dick for tips.
suckin dick for tips by GBake February 14, 2008
Dick's Tips
The straight, simple rules of life that will guarantee you success.
Miracle of the internet.
How to achieve serenity.
A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips
Miracle of the internet.
How to achieve serenity.
A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips
-"Did you do number one?"
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'
-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'
-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'
-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'
-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'
Dick's Tips by Sandy, The Dog Voice April 29, 2011
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