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dick thump 

The act of a bitch/ whore/ slut inserting a dick into her mouth and susequently thumping it with her tongue and/ or tongue ring.
Brian got his dick thumped in the club's bathroom last night.
dick thump by RichardMcScradit February 11, 2014
Words you can keep

Dick Thumping 

Overly bothersome while another tries to accomplish something.
Back off me son, stop dick thumping, I'm trying to ask the question, but you're all up on me
Dick Thumping by Pa-ool August 23, 2016

dick thumb 

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.
I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,
dick thumb by moongorilla March 18, 2018

Thumb DIck 

A word used to describe a man who is endowed with a short and stubby penis with the dimensions of the average sized human thumb.
Fuck you, thumb dick! You are hung like an infant!
Thumb DIck by Cballznhoney June 26, 2008

Thumpin' my dick 

Expression also known as yanking your chain or just effing with you.
Bro I just met Jesse Jane!

Me- what!? are you thumpin' my dick right now?!
Thumpin' my dick by Lost sheep February 21, 2015
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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