Dick Hump

1.any of a variety of creatures, or women that humps dick
2.The Act of humping dick.
3.Woman
4.Any man who looks up the word Dick, or Penis on the internet.

1."That dumb ass English teacher is is such a dick hump"
2."No I don't want a ride in your car, you dick hump!"
3."If you read this, you probably hump dick."

by Zebobbybird October 27, 2008

Dava Dick Hump n' Jump

When you trip and fall onto a guitarist's dick, multiple times, while he's playing.

Dude, I was playing this gig last night and totally had someone Dava Dick Hump n' Jump me!

by GothicDemonBunny August 4, 2019

Faggot Humping Dick Bishop

Quite possibly the worst insult ever.

Originally used by Dr. Eggman in an edited Sonic the Hedgehog comic, has turned into an internet and real life insult.

Robot: Why the fuck do you use my phone to call sluts!?
Dr. Eggman: You Faggot Humping Dick Bishop, it's your sister--

Dr. Eggman: And she called me!!!

by wutwutindabutt May 27, 2008