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dick sword 

A dick sword is what you use as your weapon in the game "tubby sticks" which is a game where you use your penis, a.k.a. dick sword, to hit the opponents belly button.
That negro jamal always beats me in tubby sticks because his dick sword is 11 inches long.
dick sword by jordan august May 3, 2008

Sword and a dick in my hand 

Meaning to be involved in and support something and be left waiting, with nothing to do and no support.
I stood up to Ivy’s boss, she took his side! I was left with a sword and a dick in my hand!

Dick Swords 

When 2 or more males use their erect phalluses as swords and hit them against each other.
Bill and Ted decided to forplay by playing Dick Swords
Dick Swords by ShyYetSly May 25, 2018

dick-scord 

A variation of discord that involves dicks, especially in the form of loading screen pictures, app icon, images, and more.
Why use discord when there's a better dick-scord?
dick-scord by dat banana boi May 2, 2018
Did you see what I wrote on Dicksord-Er, Discord?
Dicksord by I ned sum mer robux January 16, 2018

dicksword 

A joke word for the word Discord
accidently saying dicksword instead of discord or somehow mistyping the word
Person: hey have you ever heard of Dicksword?
Person: what?
Person: Dicksword, the app where you talk to people online
dicksword by TheOnePieceIsReal March 22, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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