A dick sword is what you use as your weapon in the game "tubby sticks" which is a game where you use your penis, a.k.a. dick sword, to hit the opponents belly button.
That negro jamal always beats me in tubby sticks because his dick sword is 11 inches long.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.