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Dick score

Approximation of the quality of the male penis size

Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft

If not born male, divide by 2
My girlfriend finally popped the question “what is your dick score?” But I’m only a 18.5 and the average was 24.75. What should I do?
Dick score by JoGreg3 February 9, 2022
Related Words
Did you see what I wrote on Dicksord-Er, Discord?
Dicksord by I ned sum mer robux January 16, 2018

dicksword 

A joke word for the word Discord
accidently saying dicksword instead of discord or somehow mistyping the word
Person: hey have you ever heard of Dicksword?
Person: what?
Person: Dicksword, the app where you talk to people online
dicksword by TheOnePieceIsReal March 22, 2023
Dickscord is humorous or tongue-in-cheek name for a Discord server that combines two primary aspects of its community: gaming and sexual banter or content.

It also means A playful and edgy community for gamers and adults who combine their love for gaming with lighthearted, often risqué humor or conversations.
It’s meant to highlight the blend of gaming culture with a not-so-serious, sexually charged vibe.
i need to join a dickscord with funny people.
DICKSCORD by digbickehtesham December 14, 2024
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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