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Social 'Dick'stancing 

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.
"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."

dick stank 

occurs when a non-circumsized male attains full erection.. and the "stank" that was hiding under the foreskin is now fully exposed and wofting all around.
"I LOVE my boyfriend..butt it's hard to blow him since he's grossing me out with all that dick stank"
dick stank by i kill you now January 22, 2009

dick stank 

When a person dick stinks a lot.
Damn bro yo dick stank, you need to wash yo dick.
dick stank by DomRep1987 May 24, 2006

stand on your dick 

Australian slang.

To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.
"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".

"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".
stand on your dick by Ole Mate July 17, 2017

Stank Dick 

To fuck a chick and have your dick smell like pussy afterwards
Mike Beaver-Aye son where you at?
Bender Over- Im at cathys house now. Im bout to get that stank dick. Ill hit ya up later
Stank Dick by PseudoNympho666 January 5, 2015

Stank dick 

When a guy has a very very unpleasant dick smell. When you can smell his penis through his underwear and pants when your at his chest. Its like he’s never washed his genitals ever.
That man had a stank dick.

You know Ben? My ex? Yeah he had a super gross stank dick.

His stank dick made me want to throw up.
Stank dick by Max._.Scott July 12, 2019