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Social 'Dick'stancing 

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.
"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."
Social 'Dick'stancing by KayYo21 March 21, 2020

dick stank 

occurs when a non-circumsized male attains full erection.. and the "stank" that was hiding under the foreskin is now fully exposed and wofting all around.
"I LOVE my boyfriend..butt it's hard to blow him since he's grossing me out with all that dick stank"
dick stank by i kill you now January 22, 2009

dick stank 

When a person dick stinks a lot.
Damn bro yo dick stank, you need to wash yo dick.
dick stank by DomRep1987 May 24, 2006

stand on your dick 

Australian slang.

To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.
"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".

"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".
stand on your dick by Ole Mate July 17, 2017

Stank Dick 

To fuck a chick and have your dick smell like pussy afterwards
Mike Beaver-Aye son where you at?
Bender Over- Im at cathys house now. Im bout to get that stank dick. Ill hit ya up later
Stank Dick by PseudoNympho666 January 5, 2015

Stank dick 

When a guy has a very very unpleasant dick smell. When you can smell his penis through his underwear and pants when your at his chest. Its like he’s never washed his genitals ever.
That man had a stank dick.

You know Ben? My ex? Yeah he had a super gross stank dick.

His stank dick made me want to throw up.
Stank dick by Max._.Scott July 12, 2019
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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