dick spanker 

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

dick spanker by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

Dickspanner 

some one who is a complete fucktard. some one who is absolute shit at playing drums.

my friend Anthony is a complete Dickspanner

Dickspanner by iowakid July 1, 2011