dick shorts

Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.

Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.

dick shorts by SackBulgesMakeMeBarf September 18, 2006

dick down shorts 

These are short booty shorts wore when a female is about to receive some good fucking ( mostly worn by females with a godly body ) or any female tryin to get a male into the trap for some dick

" i need to go buy some dick me down shorts when Daquan comes over "

" I'm goin to trap so many guys with these new dick down shorts "

dick down shorts by Goturhoedoingsplitsonmydick August 15, 2017

Dick me down shorts 

Another name for booty shorts that imply that you want to get fucked or dicked down

-look at that girl with the booty shorts
-damn boy, those are some dick me down shorts cause I'd dick her down

Dick me down shorts by Emiwiththeminishorts May 31, 2016

Short Dick Memory Loss 

One who can not retain information due to a lack of a properly sized penis.

Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.

A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.

SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)

Person 1: Tims's annoying asf, bro keeps saying what.

Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.

Short Dick Memory Loss by TheRealZeusypoo March 28, 2022

Old man short dick disease 

Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.

When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'

Old man short dick disease by GeekSheek June 26, 2012

short dick surprise 

When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.

It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)

b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis

"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."

short dick surprise by Captain Hotpants September 18, 2015

short-dick 

To intimidate. To frighten. To scare someone so badly, their dick retreats into itself.

"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"

short-dick by D. Gould October 18, 2008