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The art of forcing your penis into a mechanical or electrical pencil sharpener.

Mark used to be 7 inches, but after his dick shaving he’s a solid 4.

dick shaving by Mr. Chef of TF2 February 2, 2018

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Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.

Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one

Shaving under the dick by Dj TdUb April 3, 2010

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Dick shaming

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.

Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.

Dick shaming by Dick York January 11, 2018

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Dick shaming

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.

Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.

Dick shaming by Dick York January 11, 2018

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Dick Slaving

Adj - The act of using a dick, or your dick, for any activity to a point of exhaustion.

Noun - One who uses a dick, or their dick to a point of exhaustion. -er

Adj - I am in such good shape, but after dick slaving all week, I just sleep.

Noun- I would really like to hang out with them, but they have been some dick slavers lately.

Dick Slaving by JediMasterB February 14, 2017

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Dick shavings

The leftover hair found on a urinal presumably coming off of one's dick.

Man that guy is nasty, you could make a wig out of all the dick shavings he left in the bathroom.

Dick shavings by Patrissa December 19, 2025

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Dick shaming

Is when a woman shames a genetically inferior beta, for his small penis.

Dick shaming is when a women say to you: "Your penis is so small, get out."

Dick shaming by BlackpilledGod September 5, 2019

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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