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dick shaving 

The art of forcing your penis into a mechanical or electrical pencil sharpener.
Mark used to be 7 inches, but after his dick shaving he’s a solid 4.
dick shaving by Mr. Chef of TF2 February 2, 2018
Words you can keep

Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.
Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one

Dick shaming 

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.
Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.
Dick shaming by Dick York January 11, 2018

Dick shaming 

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.
Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.
Dick shaming by Dick York January 11, 2018

Dick Slaving 

Adj - The act of using a dick, or your dick, for any activity to a point of exhaustion.

Noun - One who uses a dick, or their dick to a point of exhaustion. -er
Adj - I am in such good shape, but after dick slaving all week, I just sleep.

Noun- I would really like to hang out with them, but they have been some dick slavers lately.
Dick Slaving by JediMasterB February 14, 2017

Dick shavings

The leftover hair found on a urinal presumably coming off of one's dick.
Man that guy is nasty, you could make a wig out of all the dick shavings he left in the bathroom.
Dick shavings by Patrissa December 19, 2025

Dick shaming 

Is when a woman shames a genetically inferior beta, for his small penis.
Dick shaming is when a women say to you: "Your penis is so small, get out."
Dick shaming by BlackpilledGod September 5, 2019
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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