dick shaving 

The art of forcing your penis into a mechanical or electrical pencil sharpener.

Mark used to be 7 inches, but after his dick shaving he’s a solid 4.

dick shaving by Mr. Chef of TF2 February 2, 2018

Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.

Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one

Shaving under the dick by Dj TdUb April 3, 2010

Dick shaming 

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.

Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.

Dick shaming by Dick York January 11, 2018

Dick shaming 

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.

Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.

Dick shaming by Dick York January 11, 2018

Dick Slaving 

Adj - The act of using a dick, or your dick, for any activity to a point of exhaustion.

Noun - One who uses a dick, or their dick to a point of exhaustion. -er

Adj - I am in such good shape, but after dick slaving all week, I just sleep.

Noun- I would really like to hang out with them, but they have been some dick slavers lately.

Dick Slaving by JediMasterB February 14, 2017

Dick shavings

The leftover hair found on a urinal presumably coming off of one's dick.

Man that guy is nasty, you could make a wig out of all the dick shavings he left in the bathroom.

Dick shavings by Patrissa December 19, 2025

Dick shaming 

Is when a woman shames a genetically inferior beta, for his small penis.

Dick shaming is when a women say to you: "Your penis is so small, get out."

Dick shaming by BlackpilledGod September 5, 2019