dick scratcher

When you masturbate to hard and your dick splits.
Fuck man I was masturbating way to hard last night and I got a dick scratcher
by skinny puta May 22, 2017
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dick scratcher

An offensive man who is also stupid and believes he is always right no matter what.
I told that dick scratcher it wouldn't work and now we have to fix it.
by MrBadmouth October 17, 2004
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