dick scratcher

When you masturbate to hard and your dick splits.

Fuck man I was masturbating way to hard last night and I got a dick scratcher

by skinny puta May 27, 2017

dick scratcher

An offensive man who is also stupid and believes he is always right no matter what.

I told that dick scratcher it wouldn't work and now we have to fix it.

by MrBadmouth October 16, 2004