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Double Dick Rubbing 

When you have two girls to rub your manhood at once.
John was double dick rubbing last night. He had two chicks on him all night.

Rubbing Your Dick On Me 

A response to somebody lying, invading your space, harrassing, or giving you a hard time while enjoying it.
"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."

"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"

"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."

rubbing his dick against the cheese grater 

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!

Dick Robbing 

Taking the fame of someone you were close too and who you also closely revered. Can be something as mundane as taking the credit for a joke. In dramatic cases assuming that person's identity entirely in some delusion case of you honoring them.

Picking up the baton that was dropped 2 hours after the race.
"I can't believe Rudy is dick robbing Rex Splode this hard."

Dickrubbing

Rubbing a dick to the glans. The lower to the glans/head.
Ugh~ Yes~~~ Must~ Rub~ More dickrubbing~~
Dickrubbing by Dickeatter May 17, 2021
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026