"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."

"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"

"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."

Rubbing Your Dick On Me by Kurt E Wagner June 19, 2008

rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.

Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!

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Dick Robbing

Taking the fame of someone you were close too and who you also closely revered. Can be something as mundane as taking the credit for a joke. In dramatic cases assuming that person's identity entirely in some delusion case of you honoring them.

Picking up the baton that was dropped 2 hours after the race.

"I can't believe Rudy is dick robbing Rex Splode this hard."

Dick Robbing by Randomthoughtsat3am March 30, 2025

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Dickrubbing

Rubbing a dick to the glans. The lower to the glans/head.

Ugh~ Yes~~~ Must~ Rub~ More dickrubbing~~

Dickrubbing by Dickeatter May 17, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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