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Dick Rag 

A dick rag can either be a rag that you use to wash or clean your tiny dick. The term "dick rag" my also be used in reference to the rag that you blow you huge load of cum into. This may be after ejaculation while jacking off, or when ur pussy ass girlfriend makes you pull out and cum into one of those dick rags.
Emily- "Honey you need to pull out now! Do you have that dick rag? Jeff- "Oh shit I forgot it honey, I guess I have to cum inside you!"
Dick Rag by EricSparks April 5, 2021
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dick rag 

An object which receives your massive, hot load of cum. The following are examples of such objects; a rag, t-shirt, paper towel, or really sluty girls face.
Merry is such a prude bitch! I can never cum in her mouth, she always makes me shoot into my dick rag.
dick rag by textfile232 January 2, 2006

Drip dick rag 

I rag or cloth used to wipe ones drip dick
I deadass saw this nigga use a drip dick rag

fuck dick rag tag 

its when you are fucking a girl and she is like "look at the moon it makes me horny" and then she tears your dick off and fries it to give as a offering to the Moon Goddess.
Bruh you want to come to the club? Nahh man I got fuck dick rag tagged by muh girl.
fuck dick rag tag by earhead101 September 13, 2014

Rag Dick 

When your dick has so much skin that you can pull it out on the sides and it looks like a rag of some sort.
I totally showed this chick my Rag Dick last night, She hurled.
Rag Dick by Cot harl April 15, 2009

Dick Rage 

that feeling immediately after you get hit in the nuts.
After Thomas was struck by Andy in the nuts, he got the dick rage and morphed into a viking warrior and beat Andy without mercy.
Dick Rage by Poopdickmcgee October 16, 2011

Dick Rage 

When a lack of masturbation leads to a fit of intense rage.
After not yanking his noodle, Johnny has terrible dick rage.
Dick Rage by MerriamWebsta February 16, 2015
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