dick pack

Garbage grade weed usually sold by scum bags named Tommy who live in rich people neighborhoods who have a cop as their father. This weed will drive you crazy and is completely overpriced.

Sheldon: Should I cop off tommy after school?
Jerome: Hell nah nigga tommy got that dick pack and his dads an opp.

by urban dickshunhairy March 19, 2018

fudge packin poop dick

someone who does anal sex then pulls their dick out and it has shit on it; a person with a poopy dick

"Dude, I saw this fag at the mall the other day and he looked like a fudge packin poop dick."

by Da Plague(James) February 23, 2008

Packn' a dick

When you're thirstin' for a pecker and you wanna savor the flavor of a tasty hog. Pack that dick between your gum and your lip like smokeless tobackey, and ya' know dis boy don't spit.

Frank was turned on so hard by Mark McGrath's frosted tips that he jumped on stage and started packn' a dick.

Man, I was on safari in Africa and saw Roger pinning down a wildebeest packn' a dick.

by DJ PJs May 19, 2021

Dickpacking

When a girl goes backpacking to «feel free», but actually wants to ride alot of dick without being judged.

I went on dickpacking this summer.

by Johnny Depp December 22, 2019

Dickpack

n. A condom

I'm glad I used a dickpack, I hate that bitch!

by Halftard January 3, 2009

dickpack

a light-hearted insult; like "dick", but made diminutive and therefore less harsh through a nonsense suffix; needs not refer to a person who is an asshole or a prick and is thus not as specific as "dick".

The imagery involved is that of a six-pack, only with penises instead of long-neck beers.

"Back off, dickpack. I want the last slice of pizza."

"Man, that professor can't teach. What a dickpack."

by j hat May 16, 2006