by thedingusdude July 2, 2015
by The Demoralizer December 3, 2007
When in the process of a lengthy mansplaining session, one realizes there is a point and a real zinger of a explanation is building…. That is a dick missile. Mansplainers love dick missives…. People on the receiving end generally hate to admit the dick missile was on target.
Wow, Geoff was in the middle of a stupidly long mansplaining session on electrical wiring, when he fired off a righteous dick missile. I think I get what alternating and direct current means now.
by Chickadee7200 July 19, 2022
An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.
by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016
One who is in possession, or one who participates in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered penis.
These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.
These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.
by couragealex July 29, 2009
America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)
Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 22, 2015