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dick maché 

After fornication whilst the dick is still wet with lubricants and sex juices, it is the the act of coating tissues on the dick thus paper maché-ing the dick.
After sex, we like to indulge in the art of dick maché-ing to commerate each occasion.

She likes to keep extra tissues handy not because it will be messy but because she enjoys an old fashion dick maché.

The real fun begins after sex when I dick maché you.

Some say she's a prostitute, some say she's an artist for her work in dick maché.
dick maché by sour something January 27, 2014
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A noun. A flatulant gas release used to ward off homosexual tendencies near the anus.
Clayton tried to come at me after a few beers, so I had to use my dick mace to get his faggot ass away.
Dick Mace by SlipItInYoMommaSteve December 24, 2016
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Machete Dick 

When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.
That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.
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dickache 

When you haven’t had sex in a while but you need to you have a dickache.
Man, I haven’t had sex in so long, I have a dickache.
dickache by Katana_HN January 6, 2023

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
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