dick maché

After fornication whilst the dick is still wet with lubricants and sex juices, it is the the act of coating tissues on the dick thus paper maché-ing the dick.

After sex, we like to indulge in the art of dick maché-ing to commerate each occasion.

She likes to keep extra tissues handy not because it will be messy but because she enjoys an old fashion dick maché.

The real fun begins after sex when I dick maché you.

Some say she's a prostitute, some say she's an artist for her work in dick maché.

by sour something January 27, 2014

Dick Mace

A noun. A flatulant gas release used to ward off homosexual tendencies near the anus.

Clayton tried to come at me after a few beers, so I had to use my dick mace to get his faggot ass away.

by SlipItInYoMommaSteve December 24, 2016

Machete Dick

When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.

That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.

by Zack richarson April 13, 2010

dickache

When you haven’t had sex in a while but you need to you have a dickache.

Man, I haven’t had sex in so long, I have a dickache.

by Katana_HN January 6, 2023