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When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.
That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.
by Zack richarson April 13, 2010
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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