dick look 

to be caught by surprised, or not paying attention, with a stupid facial expression.

jim called out sandra on being such a hoe, and she momentarily sported a dick look.

dick look by viciousk March 11, 2008

dick look 

originating from Maryland, "dick look" means being caught doing something stupid.

my girl caught me with her friend, and I sat there with the dick look.

dick look by Andre Young March 19, 2005

look at my dick 

a trick you play on your fellow acquaintances in the PE locker room

boy 1: bro bro bro
boy 2: yah?
boy 1: look at my dick

boy 2: -looks-
boy 1: dude you're so gay

look at my dick by holy maccaroni April 18, 2017

Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick 

Somebody who looks like they don't know what they're doing. A person who is confused. Somebody who hasn't got a clue. People or person who look or seem like they can't be trusted.

also

Someone who has little sexual expertise.

I wouldn't trust that guy, he DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS DICK.

Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick by Prettypolly76 June 28, 2011

you look like you get no bitches on your dick 

common phrase said by shlinkot

yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick

you look like you get no bitches on your dick by Kiciot January 2, 2022

Dick-Looker 

Someone who intentionally looks at dicks.

Dr Clark:” Omg Chris is a dick-looker”

Dick-Looker by Doctrclark July 30, 2022

lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga 

nicki minaj referring to someone she dislikes

nicki minaj: Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas

Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga by bullshit meister November 6, 2017