dick limpet

A Dick Limpet is a cocksucker of epic proportions. Likened to the small molluscs that stick to rocks and are about as easy to remove as a priest from a choirboy in the confession box. Best used to describe a brown noser in the office or someone who is generally a complete penis.

"There goes Cedric into the boss's office...again..."
"Yea that guy is such a dick limpet"

by Numnutz October 1, 2014

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