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Dick it and Kick it. 

To have sex with a girl then dump her.
[Joe: "I just want to fuck Sally, not get into a serious relationship with her!" John: "Dick it and Kick it."

dick it out

To dick it out (v.) –

1.) The act of typing or pasting the word “dick” multiple times in a paper or article when one is experiencing an acute stint of writer’s block or is simply not sure what to write next, as an attempt to return to writing, and often used in lieu of punctuation.

2.) As especially applied to undergraduate students, the act of furiously typing away at a manuscript, at the last possible minute, in an effort to actually submit something half-way permissible by deadline time, on account of having chronically procrastinated.
To dick it out (v.)-

1.) Upon reading, “...for the following part of the study dick we will return to the literature review by X dick heavily critical of Y’s analysis dick from the previous decade...”, the reviewer became deeply concerned while peer editing a paper that had been evidently dicked out.

2.) Classmate: “Hey man, did you get your term paper turned in on time?”
Me: “Sure did, turned it in a whole five minutes before it was due. I had to pull an all-nighter drinking coffee and Red Bulls, but I dicked it out.”
dick it out by nerdwriter24 May 29, 2017

Dick it up 

Opposite of pussy out.
To be brave and go forth with something.
I told Jay to just dick it up and dye her hair pink, I know she was going to pussy out.

dick it up 

When two men get together to have a sexual encounter with each other.
Ben and Jack always get together on the weekends to dick it up.
dick it up by Happy Wolf November 17, 2006

Lick it Before You Dick It 

Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.
Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".

short dick it

incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.
bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.
short dick it by boot leg ;P June 8, 2016
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