dick goggles 

When a guy who's normally ugly, or a huge douchebag, or otherwise unappealing starts to look that damn good because you want his dick that badly. It's probably not even good dick, or he doesn't know to use it, you just crave it because you know the guy's willing to let you have it. Of course, you're regretting it as soon as you both walk through the door of your bedroom.

C: I cannot believe I fucked David. But DAMN I was so horny for his little chode.
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?

dick goggles by real.calien January 25, 2009

Dick goggles 

Noun. The inability of one to see the faults in the individual they are pursing; similar to effect of drinking too much beer.

You can't just tell somebody to take off their dick goggles; Sometimes you just need to take off the dick goggles and step back for a second.

Dick goggles by Wobbly69 August 30, 2013

Dick Goggles 

Dick goggles: A term to describe a hazed skewed perception of a man, his beliefs and his potential to be a good bf based on his large penis and sexual performance.

In the moment, I'm like--wow we get along so well, and have the best sex and hes so nice and snuggly
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit

Dick Goggles by Kengsta08 May 21, 2018