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dick glove

Sally wouldnt fuck Mitch unless he wore a dick glove, she wasnt taking the risk of getting pregnant again..
dick glove by 2fingersLoui May 18, 2014
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glave dick 

A socially awkward, occasionally homoerotic person who just doesn't seem to get it, regardless of what "it" is, and acts aggressively as a result.
'Why can't he just leave me alone?'
'I don't know, he's a glave dick.'
glave dick by lol wut? December 27, 2008

dicklover 

She is such a dicklover!
dicklover by cuzitssweetlikeme February 12, 2009

dicklover9000 

people named Maro can also be called dicklover9000
hes dicklover9000
dicklover9000 by Equation9 February 19, 2022

Dicklover69 

A girl who likes to suck bbc, big cocks, small cocks and all types of dicks!
“Hey my name is dicklover69 welcome to my live stream, we’re gonna suck all types of dicks today !”
Dicklover69 by Buttholegirl March 17, 2019

DickLover's pizza 

One who loves cock.

Generally a gay, or horny female.

A pizza of the male genitalia.
Janice, so you chompin on Dave's Dicklover's pizza tonight?
DickLover's pizza by Mr.PoonScout August 30, 2009

Dicklover 

Someone who is in love with dicks.

A person who loves to look at dicks, touch dicks, and suck dicks.
A punk ass sucka.
A plain ol' cocksucker.
Look at his punk ass. He is such a Dicklover.

That CocksuckA is a real Dicklover
Dicklover by Shithead MuthA Fucka November 7, 2019
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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