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cocksucka

Straight up, old school, NY Gangster.

Someone so screwed up that they would literally suck anonymous cock if it came down to it to save their puny hide.

asshole, jerk, punk, fool, inept idiot, faggot, bitch, hoe, prostitute
"You see this .45 you fuckin cocksucka, - I oughta blow your fuckin brains out!"
by Ye Old Master April 29, 2015
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Cocksucka

1. A great human being, a friend or close one. (Cocksucka)

2. If you add the “er” (cocksucker) then it becomes a bad word.
A) By definition someone who gets on their knees and sucks the skin off a man’s penis.
B) a very dumb and annoying person
1. What up cocksucka! What have you been up to?
2 A) : Dude your mom is so hot! She is definitely a cocksucker!
2 B) : Man, stop being an annoying cocksucker.
by Single Father June 5, 2020
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SOMEONE WHO GETS ON YOUR NERVES or yo momma
damn the principal is a real cocksucka! she can lick my taint.
by cocksucka! January 24, 2020
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Cocksucka virus

The virus that makes the one who has contracted it irresistibly want sucking someone else's dick.
Do not go to Turkey. At least now when Cocksucka virus is on the loose there. And avoid swimming in the Agayen sea too.
by Murdoc Kylburne January 18, 2018
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Cocksucker blues

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.
Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.
by kam75xx December 31, 2017
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Cocksucking Attorney

1. Incorporates August 30, 2007 definition of the word Cocksucker.
2. Applies to attorneys who take one position on a legal matter.
3. However, in court, they actively exploit the legal matter to their benefit, to the detriment of others.
4. Typically used in situations related to poor ethics where the attorney puts their own personal interest ahead of their client or the courts.
1. (Class Action Settlement) "Did you hear about that settlement for the iThingy Defect? I got .38 cents for it and the attorneys at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe told us they were doing this out of principle, and not looking for a payday, yet they received $62 million. Those Cocksucking Attorneys!"

2. (Litigation) "I can't believe the courts sanctioned me for bringing a frivolous lawsuit. Schlosky told my case was solid, made me pay him $5,000 to file this lawsuit, and now I have to pay a $10,000 fine to the court! Michael is such a Cocksucking Attorney!

3. (Public Debate) "Did you read Einhorn's argument against using waivers to disclaim fraud in court? Yet this guy is using the same tactics to get his dirty client off the hook? How can this Cocksucking Attorney sleep at night."

4. (Conflict of Interest) "I found out today that Lisa, my attorney for the malpractice suit that left me disabled, is a cousin for the doctor we're suing. How can I trust her when she's spending holidays with that monster. I now question everything she's ever told me about this case, and need to fire her ASAP. She is such a Cocksucking Attorney."

5. (Poorly managed expectations) "That Cocksucking Attorney Ralph told us to expect a windfall from being insulted by the waitress of Bojangles, we paid him over $100,000 to represent us, and all we got were coupons for free pancakes".
by JusticeThePup March 22, 2023
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