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dick flop 

To flop your dick out of your pants in a public place usually at a party.
Mr. Misiak- I floped my dick out last night at Mr. Mac's party.
Mrs. Henderson-Wow what did they do.
Mr. Misiak-FUCK YOU BITCH ASS
dick flop by dan manna January 14, 2005
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Ye Old Dick Flop 

Verb: Act Of Dick Flopping, Ye Olde Dick Flopping.
Noun: A Flopping of the Dick
Ye Old Dick Flop:
Martin was Ye Olde Dick Flopped by Marcus on Wednesday at 12:32 P.M.

flop dick 

A man who doesn't live up to their responsibilites.
Russell didn't pay his chid support this week. What a flop dick.
flop dick by Pamela Ambrose January 13, 2007

Flop dick 

A term to describe someone who chooses not do something, without reason.
Bro we're almost to the party you can't flop dick on me now!
Flop dick by CommiCopter September 17, 2012

Flop dick 

Common reference used to describe management on third shift at the GM Oshawa facility
Dave you’re suck a flop dick.
Flop dick by Arsenhole April 30, 2019

Dick Flopper 

The receiver in gay male sex - the one who's dick is 'flopping' while the other man thrusts.
That dick flopper has been taking it up the ass since he was 19.
Dick Flopper by Jamietta April 15, 2009

dick flopper

you say this when someone says something that turn off the mood
- i actually like feets (said mikołaj m.)

- bro that's such a dick flopper
dick flopper by roseande May 15, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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