Dick Features

When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.

"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."

"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.

by 5*Star January 20, 2006

Dick feature

the kind of person you would like to refer to as a Bellend or a ball bag, basically a feature of a dick

you're such a dick feature

by David Bowman the 152464th December 12, 2012