dick dingers

Dick dingers is the act of two men snorting drugs off eachothers erect penises then having anal sex afterwards

Mike: Hey Matt wanna come over and do some dick dingers later?

Matt: Yeah sure if your boyfriends not home.

by Naw way November 11, 2018

dick dinger

To ingest cocaine via inhalation off of an erect penis, usually by another man.

He did a dick dinger before blowing his boyfriend.

by xsynfulx June 7, 2016

dick diggers

Sunglasses sufficiently mirrored or shaded to enable the wearer to check out mens' packages without being noticed. The wang-watching version of chick diggers.

Person 1: Nice dick diggers.
Person 2: Nice package.

by Spazmax February 7, 2010

dinger dick

One of the side effects of MDMA and other similar drugs, where your dick sucks itself into your body for some reason

Person 1: my dick has disappeared!!
Person 2: Nah bro, that’s just dinger dick

by WholesomeDonny May 21, 2018

DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.

Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?

by pwnissa June 21, 2009

Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.

Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.

by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012

dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.

guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!

by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005