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dick dig 

when a sexy af woman digs deep into a mans pants and grabs his big bulging dick like grabbing a fish. best way to do that is too stand right behind a man ready to fuck you and from behind take your hands and reach into his pants to grab that golden nugget. make sure you have a big chunk in your hand so it is easy to last a lifetime. make him moan and groan by yanking it and stuffing it into your mouth so you feel all HORNY and SEXY. make sure to feel like you want to never stop taking your clothes off and keep on digging for MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!!!!! feel a sense of urgency to squeeze it and fiddle around with it while still being sexy and bitchy. don’t give up if he doesn’t like it at first. promise him something like he can touch you in every position possible until you fall asleep sucking his dick.
WOMAN: ooohhh baby i have a game we can play

MAN: mmmmmm tell me before i lay you on my bed and smash you till we have 20 kids.

WOMAN: but first let me show you.

(walks behind him and places hands in pants on his dick)

MAN:(starts to drool and moan) 🤤
MAN: wh-wh-what is it oooohhhhhh mmmmmmmm oooowwwww called? uggg mmmhhhh?

WOMAN: it’s called the dick dig! you like that???!!🤤🤤

lasts all night and eventually that’s all he will look forward too
dick dig by cooky May 23, 2018
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dig dick 

A word that describes a person as a fucking idiot
dig dick by Mike ca February 11, 2018

Dick digger 

A girl who has sex for her pleasure, not for the mans pleasure. Someone who persuses men.
Girl: She's not a slut, she's just a dick digger. Women have needs ya know.
Dick digger by Chellllllllllls September 13, 2009

dick digger 

A woman or man who uses men for sex without wanting a relationship, the way a golddigger uses lovers for money.

A woman or man who demeans men by only relating to them sexually.
I couldn't figure out what Molly saw in Nathan until I realized she's just a dick digger.
dick digger by JavaJaneOhio July 20, 2010

dick diggers 

Sunglasses sufficiently mirrored or shaded to enable the wearer to check out mens' packages without being noticed. The wang-watching version of chick diggers.
Person 1: Nice dick diggers.
Person 2: Nice package.
dick diggers by Spazmax February 7, 2010

Dick digger 

A person who digs in a mans penis for sperm
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Dick digger by Rewl name 1 April 8, 2021

Dick digestion

When someone chomps off your cock and swallows it. Their body breaks it down like a summer saisage and they shit it out. Often done on accident, and often done on purpose.
Jamille: bro I heard Jaquavious just got his cock bit off my some fat bitch last night, I bet she be digesting his dick rite now. She be doing some dick digestion
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