dick decked

When you get hit in the eye so hard by a dick, it looks like you got punched.

Ashley has a swollen eye because she was dick decked by Ryan.

by TheFantasticLOLMaster March 30, 2015

Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick

Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?

by White boy master April 19, 2016

Double Decker Dick

When two men grab their own dicks and pull them back opposite of each other and release at the same time. This releasing a shockwave.

David and Gery did a double decker dick and now their in a coma.

by Niggaeatass69 November 14, 2017

double decker dick gang

the best discord friend group ever.

"you ever heard of double decker dick gang?"
"no?"
"theyre all gay, and have double decker dicks."

by milocicle November 13, 2021

double decker dick

a rather, obscurely large penis. it usually has the size of about 5 double-decker buses. double decker dicks are uncommon, though some males have one much similar. for an example, brown's big wanger.

person: hey, did you see that double decker dick on the news?
person 2: yeah! it was so massive! but not as big as brown's big wanger.

by dabmaster11037 December 17, 2019

Double Decker Dick

The act of leaving a turd in the toilet and making your gay partner flush it with their penis

I double decker dick'd my boyfriend and he wont let me use the bathroom anymore.

by Soggy Cocks December 23, 2017

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Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.

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by Brochacho 6ix9ine August 24, 2020