dick cold
dick cold by Swampninja08 March 10, 2016
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shriveled dick cold
Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
shriveled dick cold by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009
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cold dick
To touch someone's posessions (i.e. food, office supplies, pillow, clothing...) with your penis. Usually done to someone who would not appreciate the fact that their stuff was touched by a penis.
cold dick by The Mighty Mighty Justone July 28, 2006
Cold Dick
The act of loveless sex. The type of intercourse that you might have with a Lady of the Night. Often both parties have come to a mutual arrangement to satisfy each of their needs. Following the act, the participants are often left with feelings of self-loathing and cheapness but this will by no means stop them from persuing further opportunities for a bit of cold dick.
Are you seeing that girl again tonight?
Yea, I'm gonna give her a bit of cold dick.
OR
I need to find some tang. Gonna get me some cold dick action.
Yea, I'm gonna give her a bit of cold dick.
OR
I need to find some tang. Gonna get me some cold dick action.
Cold Dick by Bill Oddie. December 14, 2012
Cold Dick
A coined term for when you wake up in the morning early for class or work and your Johnson has shriveled up into a frozen tic tac. Usually occurs during the winter season and generally has no known remedies.
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Cold dick by Makeshifts April 14, 2019
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Cold dick by MexicanMandingo April 15, 2015
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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