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dick banana by Jeff jeffsonson February 21, 2018
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Banana Dick
When a dick curves downwards instead of upwards, and makes it easy to go down ones throat while on ones knees.
Banana Dick by Ceejmonster December 19, 2003
Related Words
dick banana • Banana Dick • Banana Peel Dick • banana split dick • Duck Banana • dick • Dick Cheney • dick weed • dick wad • dick flick
Banana dick
A penis that is curved in a similar way to that of the curve of a banana. Usually defined by a good ridge.
Banana dick by Fukpig April 27, 2011
Banana Dick
Banana Dick by Joe July 27, 2003
banana dick
me: did you and Jeff fuck last night?
you: OMG he pulled his pants down and he had a banana dick...so i left.
you: OMG he pulled his pants down and he had a banana dick...so i left.
banana dick by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
Banana Peel Dick
1. A word to describe Dan Browns reproductive organs.
2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.
3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's
2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.
3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's
You better get that treated, or you're gonna get banana peel dick like Dan Brown.
Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?
Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.
Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?
Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.
Banana Peel Dick by Cap'n Douche June 12, 2012
banana split dick
The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.
Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!
banana split dick by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026