dick addiction 

when you are obssesed with sucking dick; and do not gain any talent at all as your numbers go up. Most of the time its compared to rusty nails or needles.

Gina sucked my dick last night and it was really bad, I wish someone would just cut my dick off right now. Jenna has a bad dick addiction, and i wish i would have just slamed in in the door.

dick addiction by Joooeeee Coooooool January 23, 2009

urban dictaddiction 

(UR-BUN-DIK-CHU-DIK-CHUN)

The act of being addicted to urban dictionary.

VICTIM: Hey man! I looked up like 100 words on urban dictionary last night!
MAN: Dude, your suffer from urban dictaddiction!

urban dictaddiction by Monobreed February 19, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016